…conspiracy

Hey ‘ssup? Nothing much. How are you? …your place? Work? …am fine, thank you? Come, go and get a microwave so I can be making food in bulk for you and when you want to eat you can just microwave them. Don’t bother about me and food sister, will sort myself out. Infact, I will buy the microwave for you, that way you won’t dilly-dally on it. What can I say, you are my sister afterall. Short of which, mother said she has not noticed you with any babe of recent. Why is mother worried, when ‘she’ surfaces, mother will surely know. You just never take anything serious. Haha, is it that ‘serious’? Comm’n, sebi she has grandchildren already? Ehen, don’t you let her hear you. Fine, then let no one trouble me. One cannot take the next step before the first.

Hmmm,…… be careful oh, what are you thinking about? ‘tis you oh. Me??? Oh, how gracious. Pray tell, to what do I owe this ‘honour’? You never cease to confound me. How? You see, you never do anything just for the fun of it. Who does? Spill it…. I noticed you have a url on your blogroll which is very uncommon. Oh, so you noticed. Of course, you never put urls on your blogroll. Oh, that is the conspiracy oh. Opened box one day and beheld a comment mail from some tungsten rings guy that he wanted a link to their site on my blog. Hmmm, tell me the 411. What? Okay, said they want to improve their google ranking or something like that…… So, tell me what is the catch? Why did you put it up? Simple, so guys like you will be tempted to walk the aisle when you see their collections which are pretty interesting. Ha, so your mission is to get people to start running down the aisle this year abi? No such thing was said or alluded oh,…. Hmmm, just a thot, could it be a subtle way of telling you your fingers are simply too bare…..?