Posted by: rethots | October 30, 2007

…race to 30!!!

cring! cring!! cring!!! Ello, yeah? Who’s this? You mean you can’t recognise my voice? Com’n, ’tis 3am & i don’t have this no. Whatever, you’re a year closer to 30years today, Happy Birthday. Oops! whoa…. thank you.

So, began the series of calls & text messages: 

“Dear Rethots, as you celebrate your birthday on this special day, …bank (the bank i use) wishes you a world of happiness and sweet suprises. Have a smashing birthday!” “Hi! Happy Birth day. Stay cool.”

“You are like a tree planted by rivers, You’re watered by God, You will flourish, prosper & be ever green. HAPPY BIRTHDAY from ….”

“Rethot, how far. happy Birthday to you to. I knew someone was my birthday mate but, didn’t remember who. Have a blessed day my bro”

“OMG! Happy happy bday- many happy returns… U know that doesn’t mean you’re not still my person. Have a good one, mate!”

“Wow. You remembered. Most impressed. Rethots, Be cool.”

“I’m so sorry! I completely forgot! I’ve been so busy! Jo ma binu, Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day. But, you know you could have just gone straight to the point instead of talking in riddles.”

“for your birthday, know that life is too short to be taken too seriously, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. We are rejoicing with you for been a great friend.”

“Happy Birthdayyyyyy, will call you later.”

“Abeg no vex oh, happy blissful day and may Almighty Allah grant you your wishes.”




  1. 30 is the new 20! I hope U get all u want in life. Happy Birthday¬

  2. @Ro!, First, i luv that name ‘Ro!’. Ehen, is 30 really the new 20? Tell me something. Eventually, we all pray to get what we want in life. Thank you.

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