Wait, wait, on a Monday morning you stroll into the office late, wearing jeans (a Friday wear for you), a pair of sandals (you don’t even wear on Fridays) and flying your shirt which you never do. I don’t get it. Oh, in case you don’t know, ‘m on leave. Ehen, so, what brings you to the office? I came to write my handover note. That is quite unbelievable; you could have done that on Friday now. Afterall, you took you time to actually clear your table. I know, only I have a perfect excuse not to. Management gave me an impromptu work, that Friday. Whatever…..

 

Hey, ‘ssup? I dey oh. Have you finished your report? At all, I have been quite busy and ‘NEPA’ is not making things any easier. You nko? I am almost through. How is work though? I am resuming in my new office on Monday. That is good, when are we washing it? As for me, I am on leave. Ehen, I envy you oh. How long? Three weeks. At a once? Yes now. No oh, bit by bit ni. Se you know me I have always said that your former office is a factory? My office is not like yours that they give you your leave one week at a time.

 

When are you starting your leave? …..but, ‘tis just 3weeks, wish ‘twas 4weeks like yours. See your mouth like 4weeks, sebi in December when you guys take another 3-4weeks (in the name of Construction Break) we we go to work. Ehen, but……….. You better but no but and be quite.

 

Uncle …thots kai, ‘tis Monday. I have not performed my ‘uncly’ duties since last Wednesday. Not to worry I will come tell my niece Happy Birthday specially, how are you? I am fine oh, you nko? Well, quite unusual we have not seen you in a while. Was actually at your place yesterday but, you people were not in. Anyway,………how you been sha? Cool, started my leave today. Haha, so what are you doing? …should go to Dubai. I envy you oh. ‘tis my office that is sponsoring it oh. I love that your office.

 

This man, your office is sponsoring your leave and you are refused to collect car loan from them? Ha, look at you…………….don’t you know there is a big difference between selling me loan and sponsoring my leave?

 

I go forth…….